Monday, August 20, 2007

Ridikulus!

Found some interesting laws on this site:

In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk.

Why would someone get a fish drunk?!

In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.

In case you're wondering what is "decapitation", let me enlighten you:

decapitation: to cut off the head of; behead (source)
In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

What if my husband is dead?!
In Alexandria, Minnesota, USA, it is still illegal for a man who has garlic, onions or sardines on his breath to have sex with his wife.

Well... I wouldn't want to kiss a smelly breath.. and what if he farts?!

In Providence, Rhode Island, USA, it is still illegal for shop owners to sell toothpaste and toothbrushes to the same customer on a Sunday.

Oh god.. wassup doc?

In St. Louis, Missouri, USA, it is still illegal for firemen to rescue women who are still in their nightdresses.

In the midst of the fire:

Lady (in nightdress): HEEEEEEEEELLPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEE!
Fireman (upon seeing lady): I'm sorry but I can't save you cos you're in a nightdress.. (went off to find other victims)
In Kentucky, USA, it is illegal to carry and ice cream cone in your pocket.

Why would you dirty your pocket like that?!

In Louisiana, USA, if you bite someone with your own teeth it is classed as 'Simple assault' but if you bite someone with your dentures it is classed as 'aggravated assault.

Wendy, this is for you :)

In Conorsville, Wisconsin, USA, it is illegal for a man to fire a gun while his wife is having an orgasm.

I'd kill my husband if he fires when I'm having an orgasm.. I mean.. why would he do that?!
In Willowdale, Oregon, USA, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

Husband (in the midst of making love): F*ck me, baby
Police: You're arrested.

In Florida it is illegal to have sex with a porcupine.

OUCH!

Chewing gum is illegal in Singapore.

We all know this..... :/

In Burma it is illegal to get internet access. If a person is found in possession of a modem he can be imprisoned.

Geeeeeez. Does that mean all Burma companies doesn't have a website?

In Romania, in 1935, Mickey Mouse was banned because the authorities thought that the sight of a 10ft high rodent on screen would terrify the nation's children.

The terror of Mickey Mouse!

Donald Duck comics were once banned in Finland because he never wore pants.

What will happen to all the ducks in Finland?

In Britain, in 1888, a law was passed which stated that every cyclist had to constantly ring the bell on his bicycle non-stop while the machine was moving.

I'll burn my bicycle.
In Denmark it is not illegal for a convicted prisoner to escape from prison. If the escapee is caught he only serves the rest of his sentence.

If I ever want to commit a crime, I'd want to commit it in Denmark for sure~
In Denmark it is illegal to start your car without first checking to see if there are any children asleep underneath it.

Who lets their children sleep underneath the car?

In Stelvio, Italy, in 1519, a court issued a warrant for the arrest of a gang of moles that had severely damaged crops. The moles were sumoned to court but when they failed to appear they were sentenced to exile.

Judge: I hereby sentence you moles to be imprisoned for life!
Moles: ??

Oh by the way they are not refering to moles on our body.