Huei Shan says the darnest things

Incident No. 1:
Wenna: Hi bastard. (What a greeting -_-;)
ME: I'm not a bastard. I'm a bitch.

Whoever would admit that she's a bitch? It'd be ME. Cos I know I'm Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming and Humourous. Don't puke. It's the truth.

Incident No. 2:
ME: (exclaims) OMG! I've got a new pimple! Say "Hi" to Mr Pimple!
Wenna: How do you know it's a him?

ME: It's popping out what.
Wenna: What the hell.

Seriously, where got fresh pimples dented in one. Unless it's scar lah =X

Incident No. 3:
ME: Geez, you forgot to say "Hi" to my Auntie.
Carmen: (-_-;) Err.. HI!

That was when I had menses. HEE~

Incident No. 4:
Customer: Er.. Do you have lighter?
ME: Why? The fire went off?
Customer: No.. I need it to light the candle.
ME: I see. But we don't have the normal lighter. Only got those for stove. You want?
Customer: Er.. Nevermind then. It's okay. (about to walk away)
ME: Do you have two rocks?
Customer: WHAT?
ME: I mean, do you have two rocks? So you can rub them together you know..
Customer: HUH?
ME: Er.. Nothing ^^

That was when I was working in Seoul Garden lah. Very lame. But fun fun what. The customer didn't mind anyway xP

Lalalala, can't think of any already. If you remember some of the darnest things I've said before, TAG ME! If not, MSN ME. HEE~

Miss those days

Was organising my stuff in my laptop when I saw some old photos. Not very old actually. Some were taken a few months back, but still..



My sec 4 class peeps! I wasn't in the photo cos I didn't want to get myself wet. To think of it, abit spoiler leh. This photo so darn nicee~



This photo taken, perhaps, less than 2 months ago? Can't remember the date. But I love this photo. HEE~ Sec 4 class gathering @ Ms Hema's house. Nice photo taken. My suggestion. HEE~ I love seeing a huge bunch of people squeezing in a small area lah. Very nice!



Abit outta topic.

But I like =)



Very nice effects. Taken by ex-member Jian Da. This was also the day the eerie thing happened.



The band preparing for the balloon hat festival. By this time I already graduated liao. Notice those extras @ the left hand side. I'm somewhere there. LOL~



Japan trip! I love this group photo the most =)

Realised I don't have much band photos leh. Apart from the Japan trip ones. Sighs. Can turn back time?

Some other randoms:



I love the photo on the left. Nice photo and border! I like! HEE~ We were very crazy lah. Neoprints machines are meant for candid photos instead of real pretty ones. LOL~



Cheryl and I. Look alike meh? I left see, right see, I don't think so leh. Don't know why some people say when they see Cheryl's photos, they think it's me, and vice versa.

Decreased photo resolution cos original photo too big lah. Two faces staring @ you.‹°• loh.

I'm very happy that memories are here to stay =D

Save the millipedes!

It's 0158h now and I'm up blogging cos I was waiting for the photos to be sent to me.

There's loads I wanna say so please bear with me.

I shall start with the topic corresponding to my title.




Found that place familiar? Yea, it's block 56 of Ngee Ann Poly.

Nothing special actually. Wait till you find out what you've been missing.



If you've been walking this path to school everyday, please beware. There are tons of innocent millipedes which get killed along the way. If they die cos you step on them, it's sorta okay. But if you love to drag your feet, the millipedes face ugly death.

I'm proud to say I'm the founder of the millipedes. They appear most after a rain.



This is a photo of the millipede. Then again, it's a millipede or centipede ah? =x

Seems big and noticable to you?



I'm afraid you're wrong. It's so darn small I doubt anyone would have realised it.

But I did.

Sorry for the ugly feet lah. I know I should at least do a pedicure before I took that photo =/

So people, I urge you to open your eyes widely as you walk that path or you might kill an innocent millipede.

I admit I don't like pests but I don't like to step on it too.

So if you see me looking down and dodging while walking on that path, please do not think I'm some insane person.

By looking dumb when I walk that path, I save the millipedes! (or is it the centipedes?)

I realised NP put in alot of effort by promoting Wei Jian.

Just take a look @ this:



Forgot to add that today is the practising of SARS thingy day. And I didn't know models in posters also have to take their temperature.

A closer look of that "I'm Well" sticker:



I'm sorry for the high difference in the quality of the photos. Some taken by my HP and some taken by digital camera lah.

Even when I was on my way home, I saw a lady with laminated posters of Wei Jian!



Doesn't look like Wei Jian?

This is the original photo:



So do you believe me now? HAH~ I risked my life taking that photo can. The bus was damn packed and my HP have the clicking sound if I take photo. The student beside me caught me taking photo of that! SOBS~ She might have thought that I'm some fanatic of Wei Jian but I'm not! I just want to find something to blog about! =((

Wenna is always full of dumb actions and we caught her in action again.



She was happily answering an incoming call with a cheery "HELLO" when she suddenly dropped the phone and gave a weird expression.



WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?



As usual lah, we gave up trying to get her brain cells working normally.

But sometimes she gets damn vulgar can!



That was when Wei Choong is out -_-;

I also scolded some vulgarities lah.

Warning: Kids under 14 not allowed.

I'm lame lah.

I sat in front of Teck Wei in class today when i realised that his adaptor damn big!



Poor Teck Wei

Now for joyful news!

I got back my NF paper today.

While my NF lecturer was giving out the papers, I was prepared to tell myself "Huei Shan, work harder for the exam."

I didn't have confidence in myself cos when I saw the paper, I was like "SHIT".

I guessed everyone felt that way too.

NF was disastrous. OMG. And it's the
first time which 95% of the students left 30 minutes before the time the paper
should end.


The only question which I could confidently answer
was:


Network protocol is a formal description of a set of rules
govern on how the devices in a network
communicate.


Purr-fect.




*Applause*


But
that's 2/60 =(

That was my entry regarding my NF paper.

I was prepared for a C grade on my paper. I even held the paper but covered the grade box. When I removed my finger, I was damn shocked.

I saw a nicely written A!

Okay, I'm not bragging about how good my NF is. I'm just saying I saw a ray of hope when I saw that. I seriously wasn't expecting much more than a C.

So rejoice for ME!!

Don't worry about NF, cos if I can do it, so can you! Believe in yourself!

I'm finally over and done with for my entry. It took me 45 mins just to get this entry up cos I had a dozen photos and my IE kept hanging lah.

I realised my entries are getting more and more long-winded.

Whoever reads it?

Shall I take away my tagboard and use comments instead? HEE~

P.S: Date and time changed due to accurate blogging happenings day.

Just for Laughs

Went to school early to edit my video. Sadly, can't upload. So just did transfering of the videos which I've uploaded when I borrowed Wei Ming's DV to Wenna's laptop.

Okay, Wenna, don't be shocked.

I wanna say thanks for everything k?

-_-; I can predict your reaction now.

Anyways, I was pretty bored when dressing myself up when I decided to do something to the skirt I'm gonna wear:



Saw the pretty ribbon? HEE~

"Artistic angle mah", says Wenna when she volunteered to help me take this photograph. BULLSHIT. Look @ how blurry it is =P

For today, I'm gonna do a re-cap of some funny mispronounciation of English.

Let's start with Wenna. There was once she went out with her friends when she saw a shirt which she thinks is very nice. She said: "The nice is shirt!" Omg, I wondered how did she managed to say that sentence so smoothly since she have the problem of pronouncing pai seh as pai shayy. Try saying that sentence.

So this is what I concluded:



Next would be my IMMF lecturer in semester 1. My friends says Indians have a tendency of pronouncing "person" as "percent". And my lecturer pronounces IMMF as "aye yam yam afe".

Picture this:



Get it?

Last one is dedicated for Andy, my OOP module. He was giving us lectures today when he said "a mother won't be called a mother if she don't have a bear-bi". Yes, he meant "baby". "baby" is supposed to be pronounced as "bay-bi". Nobody really notice his mispronounciation of the word "baby" but me and Wenna did.

As a result, we laughed like hell non-stop for 10 mins till our stomach is aching, jaws are pain and urine dying to get out. (don't get disgusted by the description, that was how we felt). But we couldn't stop laughing! Wenna was imagining Andy saying "hi bear-bi" to his girlfriend.

In a nutshell:



I don't know if that is funny @ all but I did my best already. Ha~ It was supposed to be a words entry only. So it was good try okay!

Got back my creative typography work yesterday. I've got pathetic gradings. But nonetheless, I'm gonna present you the most creative creative typography I did:

TADA~



And of cos, I handed in my Illustration/Editorial artwork too. It's not very nice lah. But it was hard work:



Got presentation leh. And I think I did the shortest presentation. I'm prepared to get pathetic gradings again.

This was what I said:

"This is the part Wei Ming was missing (he forgot the center line)



and basically I drew 2 sketches from the Unusual Angle and Sunrise paragraph. For the Unusual Angle, I drew a bridge with a vanishing point:



notice that?

Wei Ming: where got?
Me: (brings to him) can see?
Wei Ming: no.
Me: whatever.

And this is the sunrise.



The reason why I overlap my words onto my sunrise picture is cos the teacher said so. That's it"

Lecturer: huh? That's it?

Me: ya. Don't know what to say.

Lecturer: ok.

Grade me grade me! I prolly get very low marks ah. LOL~ It was then I realised I could have talked about the font face I used, my layout, and stating the obvious like "I divided the pages into 3 columns each".

HA~ Nevermind. I did my best.

Complaints now! I really want to complain that I don't really like my IS leader. He is biased. He treats Nisa like a treasure (sorry Nisa if you're reading this, I have this urge to say this out =()

My group members don't really know how to edit, what it is like to edit and stuff like that and I'm having major problems with uploading the tape. And they seem to have a million ways to help me solve the problem but none of them can solve it.

Sighs. They think it's so easy. So it was like 2 vs 1. Happy lah. I don't want to be seen as the black sheep in the group so I give way lah. I just wanna say:

It's not as easy as you think!

I'm trying my very best already. Please don't rush me. I also have to worry for my WM assignment can? I know IS is equally important but WM is dued next week. Give me a break can?

SIGHS~

I miss the old days

Yesterday Wenna, Kai Ling, Theresa and I were in the lift with a number of people. As a result, the lift was packed. The lift was going down cos we wanted to go and mount our artwork, somebody pressed the 2 and the 1 button.

As Kai Ling was the nearest to the lift door, it was understandable that when it reaches the 2nd floor, she should stand outside and let the people who wants to get to the 2nd floor alight (we wanted to get to the 1st floor). Who knows there was nobody who wants to alight.

She was darn paiseh. It's like, she's the only one outside the lift and when she finally realised nobody wants to get out, she said "HUH? NOBODY?" and then she laughed and walked into the lift. All of us were laughing lah. Even Josphine and the ICT Sylvestor Sim. You can imagine the scene lah?

Okay, my English don't rock. Pardon me for the bad description. I tried my best.

Back to what I wanna say.

Today, as usual, the lift was packed and 4 of us were inside too. Kai Ling (coincidentally) stood near the door (again). When it reaches the floor where other people wanna alight, she did not dare to go out or she'll be real embarrassed again.

The result? The guys behind us had to go one big round just to get out of the lift.

So people, if you ever see 4 hot babes in the lift. Beware! It might be us. Kai Ling will not get out of the lift even if she stands near the door cos once bitten twice shy. Just be prepared to walk 1 big round if you want to get down and if we are blocking the door.

Met alot of my old friends these days.

22/07/05: Marcus (primary school friend)
24/07/05: Shu Chen, Hui Xin (secondary school friend)
25/07/05: Sydney, Aung, Shu Mei (secondary school friend)
26/07/05: Sydney, Aung, Sor Kuan, Natalie (secondary school friend), Ya Lun (primary school friend. I think he still remembers me)

Okay, so I take a point to remember who I've met cos these people played an important role in my life once.

Crapped alot with Sor Kuan in the morning. Hehe, talked about anything under the sun. Then met Natalie on my way home. Abit awkward at first cos she ain't really the type who craps like Sor Kuan. Hah~

In the midst of our conversation (me and Natalie), she popped a question:

"So got boyfriend?"
"No." (straight forward answer)
"Anyone you interested in?"

"Hmmmmmmmmmmm.. No bah"

That last question was abit hesitant cos I didn't know what to answer lah. Well, nevermind.

She's always so interested to know if I'm attached or not. Anyway, I missed her brother. LOL~ But she said he's changed alot. "Got piercings all over the body", with that sentence I conclude he really changed alot. Although his school is just beside my house, I never bump into him.

What happened to the cute and short kid in the past? Well, everything's changed. Everyone's changed.

WM assignment dues next Friday. Must start liao. Toodles~

Forgot to mention that 王子变青蛙 is very very nice! Very very sweet! 明道 smittens me with his every boyish expression can! LOL~ And he's very sweet in the show. Is there any guy like him in Singapore?

I've been trying to conquer my fear of watching horror tv shows (I don't mean horror movies in cinema. Ha!) that I'm currently chasing Incredible Tales 2. I realised horror shows ain't that scary but not in cinema! I mean, I wouldn't want to pay money to get scared and traumatized! And horror tv shows are free. LOL~

It's not the ghosts in the shows that scares me most, it's been my imagination! Sometimes when I'm in the toilet, I imagine that if I look up to the mirror, I'd see someone there. It's damn freaky lah. So I'm still courageous! Just that it's been my imagination.

The conclusion: Horror movies in cinema? NO!! Unless it's free. HEEEEE~ And somebody has to send me home or I'll die on my way home.

Unusual Toilet Trip

This is WM assignment period! OMG! I'm complaining cos I have to edit the IS video. I HATE MYSELF FOR NOW! Sighs.

Let's not talk about the bad things now. Today I went to toilet after lessons and saw this:



Who the hell has so much strength to spoil that thingy and made it like that!

To further prove that I did not invert the photo for fun:



Very hard to take this picture can? Need to squeeze myself @ the door there to take this full picture. Okay, don't say I'm dumb. I didn't take this picture from outside cos the toilet cleaner is cleaning the toilet! Will be very pai seh!

Then went to shu zui (Don't know what's the chinese character but it means "receive punishment" lah. English bad can). Why? Cos Jim very gei gao (Meaning "niao"). We borrowed mike from him mah, for DFF. Ended up alot of scratches then he wants us to do something to repay for it.

The punishment very nice wor! I like! I mean WE LIKE! He said next semester they're doing Life @ ICT video and they need crews. They need us to help! WHEEE~ YAY~ Can learn something also!

Don't need to calm me down. Let me be high! I never knew punishments could be such fun!

Die liao lah. WENNA SUCKS! Bring alot of movies for me to watch! Got Sweet Grandpa, Feel 100% and I still have Frog Prince Epi 7!

Don't need to edit video liao. Don't need to do WM also. Whose fault? OBVIOUS!

K lah. I better stop it before she stop providing me Shawn Yue movies. LOL~

Unusual Toilet Trip

This is WM assignment period! OMG! I'm complaining cos I have to edit the IS video. I HATE MYSELF FOR NOW! Sighs.

Let's not talk about the bad things now. Today I went to toilet after lessons and saw this:



Who the hell has so much strength to spoil that thingy and made it like that!

To further prove that I did not invert the photo for fun:



Very hard to take this picture can? Need to squeeze myself @ the door there to take this full picture. Okay, don't say I'm dumb. I didn't take this picture from outside cos the toilet cleaner is cleaning the toilet! Will be very pai seh!

Then went to shu zui (Don't know what's the chinese character but it means "receive punishment" lah. English bad can). Why? Cos Jim very gei gao (Meaning "niao"). We borrowed mike from him mah, for DFF. Ended up alot of scratches then he wants us to do something to repay for it.

The punishment very nice wor! I like! I mean WE LIKE! He said next semester they're doing Life @ ICT video and they need crews. They need us to help! WHEEE~ YAY~ Can learn something also!

Don't need to calm me down. Let me be high! I never knew punishments could be such fun!

Die liao lah. WENNA SUCKS! Bring alot of movies for me to watch! Got Sweet Grandpa, Feel 100% and I still have Frog Prince Epi 7!

Don't need to edit video liao. Don't need to do WM also. Whose fault? OBVIOUS!

K lah. I better stop it before she stop providing me Shawn Yue movies. LOL~

Night Cycling @ East Coast

I've been using Mozilla Firefox to update my entries nowadays, especially those with photos cos my IE hangs when I try to update. And then I have to update again and again, having the same result.

Okay, today I've got 48 photos to show! That's WOAH~ So I'd better use Mozilla Firefox which I am using now.

Back to the cycle thon-ing. The girls met up @ Paya Lebar and met up the guys @ Parkway Parade hawker center (budget lah) to makan. Food was fabulous! This reminded me.. I didn't take any photos of our food! Okay! I'm always the crazy photographer when I have the camera. I take photos of everything, ranging from the food I eat, the interesting I encounter, and many different angles of some place nice.

That explains why I have 48 photos to show. LOL~

After dinner, we set off the ECP loh. Borrowed our bikes. Shall I call us the Bitch Bikers? (As adapted from Hitch Hiker) LOL~ Poor guys. Well, they're gays what. Oops!

Let me start the photos. Heh.

Before that, I shall name the people who went. There was Sam, Wei Ming, Jing Jie, Mike, Teck Wei, Fai, Jian Qi, Theresa, Kai Ling, Wenna and of cos ME!

I forgot to mentioned we went into a pet shop @ Parkway Parade area and saw some cute pets:

(Changed the resolution cos too many photos liao)



That's the lion head rabbit. He has got pretty fringe on his head. Handsome~



Some hamsters. Wanted to take more photos but they said no photo taking. So that's my only quite successful shot.



While walking to the bike renting shop, the Bitch Bikers found nice scenery of the moon. That's my best shot liao. I know not perfect but it looked perfect in the camera! I've got shaky fingers lah. *shy*



Bought some Neon lightsticks cos we saw some people having it. 3 for $1! Haha. That's my color combination.



That's Wenna and my neon lightsticks.



The Bitch Bikers' neon lightsticks. Effects done by me. (The fact is my hand was shaking. LOL)



The Bitch Bikers!



Wenna and my shadow started getting vain too. They wanted to take photos!



Here's another successful one.



Just an artistic view of a bike's wheel. Didn't know when did I took this photo though.



As usual, I was the reckless biker. My bike just went haywire went I tried to ride over a tiny step. I abandoned ship! But my jacket suffered. Nope, I didn't fall, not at all. My jacket made my back felt stuffy so I placed it on my bike.



A closer view of the stain.



Some lame shot. LOL~



The Food Village have nice toilets! But it wasn't very clean. It was the least eerie toilet too!



We were hungry when we stopped for a bite. Guess which is mine. LOL~



Some photo whores.



Haha.



The bikes!



The pit we were eating at. First try..



Second try. Success!



Whoever said there's no big foot in Singapore?



Jing Jie!! The morning jogger. HEHE~



Played Zhong Ji Mi Ma. Jian Qi was the first one who get forfeit. The loser was supposed to get autograph from a stranger. That person wrote "Psycho - Who's my daddy"



His beautiful arm!



Next was Sam.



The stranger got nice signature leh! Lucky him.



Next was ME! But I ain't complaining. It was quite thrilling too. LOL~ And I had a cute guy to sign my hand! He's really cute! And his name is Gabriel.



He's my daddy~ *dreams* I didn't ask him for his number. LOL~ I'm not nuts lah When I smittenly got back to our area, they told me they sabotaged me. They will make the number I said as the secret code. MEANIES! But I ain't complaining.. Daddy Gabriel held my hand too! =X



The sun is finally rising! We have been waiting! That time was unsuccessful! So we made it successful this time!



After some time, the scenery was like that.



Caught some lebians in sight! I took this artistic angle! (Those were actually Wenna and Kai Ling.)



Another view of the scenery.



The sun was taking too long and I decided we should take a group photo. That should be the successful shot. BUT SAM RUINED IT! Notice he's not in the photo. (I took that photo by placing my camera on the bench, I wanted some unusual angle apart from the normal get-a-stranger-to-help-us thingy)



Another shot! But this time round can't see Fai and Theresa.



The sky lit up abit shortly after the phototaking.



We finally see the sun!! Nice!



Portrait angle of the sun..



Of cos we took the photo @ Bedok Jetty.



Prohibitions at Bedok Jetty. Lucky they didn't state we can't take photos.



And of cos there were people fishing. So we saw some dead abandoned fishes.



The successful result of fishing! Darn big fishes for lunch and dinner!



This is the place with nice but not very clean toilets. Well, East Coast got damn clean toilets one meh? Hehe.



Was riding halfway and saw this pretty angle of the sun. Told you when I have a camera, I'll take photos of everything. Haha, even when riding, my head turned everywhere! to look @ beautiful angles ^^



That's the Bitch Bikers eating @ Mac like the previous time. Same table too!



Was walking to the busstop when we see some people hanging Singapore flags already.



Took a closer look and that's what we saw! Inverted Singapore flag!



Another one of a really yellowish Singapore flag!



When I reached home, I placed a note on my door. And slept from 10+am to 7pm! So here I am!

Supposed to go for some concert @ 5pm. Free tickets. But I predicted I'll be physically unwell. LOL~ But this time my sore legs aren't as bad as the other time. Cos I massaged my legs on the bus. HEE~

Did I mentioned now Mike learnt how to ride a bike liao mah? Another achievement! Next time all of us will have solo bikes =) And I also learnt how to stand on the bike while cycling. Not very hard. LOL~ About the same as normal cycling. It's more vigorious but faster speed on slopes. And works on sore butts too! Stand and cycle when butt too pain loh. Cannot last long though.

That's it for my entry! the longest entry ever. I've exceeded the amount of space in my PhotoBucket already. Made a new account. There's like 12 pages of photo in my first account!

Tomorrow rot @ home and watch ET! WHEE~